Winston Trivette

Biography

As NUVEW’s Chief Morale Officer, Winston is arguably the most important member of the team. The only ones arguing, of course, are the humans. With impeccable good looks, sophisticated tastes, and an exceptionally high opinion of himself, Winston firmly believes his presence is a privilege, not a perk. He expects to be treated accordingly and remains genuinely baffled that anyone could see things differently.

For those interested in learning more about his extraordinary life, Winston has graciously documented his experiences in Wednesdays with Winston. He would explain everything himself, but his schedule is far too demanding to accommodate individual inquiries.  Until someone recognizes his true potential and promotes him to CEO, he’ll graciously allow the humans to run the company.