JUSTICE – FOR NUVEW

Fade in. Winston! Nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh. Winston! Nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh. Winston! Nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh. Winston! Winston! Winston!

In a grumbly, deep voice. Hey guys, it’s me, Winston – er, no! I mean Batman. Batman. That’s my name now. Don’t wear it out. Adjusts cape.

As you know, dear reader, I have been taking my office pup duties very seriously. There is now nothing I value more than the safety and well-being of my aunties. After all, without their loving care, who would attend to my every whim? I have spent my days by their side, offering comfort and receiving affection, serving as a steadfast source of emotional support.

Things are changing now, though. When I began this journey, I foolishly assumed that my presence would be enough to keep my aunties in good health. However, a recent incident in which I saw a squirrel come within twenty feet of the premises with an ominous glint in his rodent eyes has made me realize that my protective duties must extend beyond just lounging around and looking adorable.

So, as the fearless protector of this office, I have taken it upon myself to be more vigilant and proactive in keeping my aunties safe. With my flashy new Batman collar and a cape I definitely did not steal off a stuffed animal, I am now ready to tackle any threats that may come our way.

I could rely on professionals with years of training, a plethora of weaponry, and endless government funding, but where’s the fun in that? Why stand by when I can seek JUSTICE! And… treats. I will never turn down a good treat.

I have already begun training, practicing my stealthy pounce moves and honing my bat-dog senses to detect danger from miles away. I am also using my sharp puppy teeth to file my bones into lethal puparangs. I may not have super strength, x-ray vision, or immense generational wealth, but I am determined to protect my aunties with all the skills and love this little Batman pup can muster. I also have something that the real Batman could only ever dream of having: parents an irresistible puppy dog face.

So, dear reader, rest assured that as long as I am by my aunties’ side, they will be safe from all harm. Whether it’s protecting them from pesky squirrels or just providing endless cuddles and snuggles, I am here to serve and protect. Because, after all, that’s what a true office pup – I mean, superhero – does. So watch out, evil-doers and pesky critters! Batman is on the case.

Cue dramatic music. Winston! Nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh. Winston! Nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh. Winston! Nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh. Fade to black.