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The French Bulldog: The Only Dog You’ll Ever Need

Welcome, welcome, welcome, dear readers, to another Wednesday with me, Winston, the most dashing French Bulldog to grace this earth. I’ll wait for your applause…

Now! It’s time to dive into what you all came here for: more updates on my life. Not a whole lot happened in my personal life, just the usual. Napping, snacking, a couple of dramatic pouting sessions when mom woke me up at the crack of dawn to go to the bathroom – you get the drill. But I did learn something interesting.

Apparently, dear readers, summer is one of the most popular times of the year to adopt a dog. Now, this might not be very surprising given that more people take time off during the summer, which means more time to take care of a new canine friend. However, I find it interesting because this means I now have the opportunity to give you all unsolicited advice on what kind of dog you should adopt. Oh, you know how much I love giving unsolicited advice.

So, without further ado, dear readers, let’s take a look at my recommendations.

The Best Dogs to Adopt

  1. French Bulldogs: Our squishy faces, large bat ears, and dramatic personalities? Hilarious. We’re basically tiny, four-legged court jesters prancing through life while simultaneously looking adorable.
  2. French Bulldogs: Cramped apartment? Luxurious mansion? Neither? Doesn’t matter—we thrive anywhere! As long as we have a throne (read: your couch), we’re good.
  3. French Bulldogs: You’ve never heard sighs until you’ve owned a French Bulldog. We can pack an entire Shakespeare-worthy monologue into a single, long exhale. Humans love it. Theater dogs, we are.
  4. French Bulldogs: You’re tired? SAME. Let’s take three naps today. Yes, three. Maybe four. Why run when you can sleep? Efficiency. That’s what it’s all about.
  5. French Bulldogs: Don’t let our sleepiness fool you. We Frenchies are pretty sociable little fellows, especially if you are eating ham, chicken, turkey, hot dogs, steak, hamburgers…you get the point.
  6. French Bulldogs: The fur of a French Bulldog is luxurious and short, which means we don’t shed – you heard me right, you despicable people with allergies. As much as I think you should just BUCK UP and tolerate the itching and the coughing and whatnot, I’d actually be a pretty good option for you.

The Worst Dogs to Adopt

  1. Literally Any Other Type of Dog: If it’s not a French Bulldog, you’re settling for mediocrity. Harsh, but true.

Adopt Wisely

In all seriousness, my dear readers, adopting a dog is a truly noble endeavor. But remember, it’s not just about finding any dog—it’s about finding the perfect dog. And, as a completely unbiased, totally humble French Bulldog, I think we all know who fits that description. It’s me. It’s always me.

If you’re currently dog-less or (dare I say) considering adopting one of those other breeds, reconsider your choices. There’s a Winston out there waiting to grace your life with snorts, drama, and the kind of love only a Frenchie can give.

Until next time, keep the kibble flowing, the belly rubs frequent, and your adoption decisions refined.

With opinionated love,

Winston 🐾

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