A French Bulldog’s Guide to Being Fabulous in 2025

Woah – hey there, dear reader! You snuck up on me. I can’t believe it’s the second week of the new year already. I guess time flies when you’re being an absolute stud, and you know me – I can’t help but be so awesome it hurts.

What’s making me so incredible this time, you might ask? Well, dear reader, you know what they say: new year, new me. And this little French Bulldog has taken that saying to heart.

My first year of life set a high bar, but I’m determined to make this one even better. It all begins with self-improvement, so I’ve put together a thoughtful list of New Year’s resolutions to guide me. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Winston’s Epic New Year’s Resolutions That Are 100% Guaranteed Not to Fail

1. Gracefully Accept That Not Everyone Deserves My Love

Not every person I encounter is worthy of my signature tail wiggle or enthusiastic slobber. This year, I’ll save my affections for the true admirers of my brilliance—aka anyone holding a treat.

2. Achieve a Perfect Sit-Stay… But Only When I Feel Like It

Sure, I could listen every single time I’m told to sit, but where’s the fun in that? I’ll master obedience commands just enough to keep you on your toes. You’re welcome.

3. Only Bark at Important Things (Like the Threatening Mailman)

No need to alarm the world over every squirrel or falling leaf. This year, my vocal prowess will be reserved for truly critical missions, like scaring off delivery people, who are obviously up to no good.

4. Expand My Culinary Horizons Beyond Dropped Crumbs

Maybe—just maybe—I’ll broaden my palate beyond rooting for suspicious floor snacks. I hear carrots and peanut butter are all the rage in French bulldog haute cuisine.

5. Workout Daily (With Nap Breaks Between Sets)

Gotta keep these adorable wrinkles in shape. A casual lap around the yard followed by a well-earned snooze is the perfect fitness routine for a pup of my caliber.

6. Win Over That One Neighbor Who Still Thinks I’m “Too Loud”

The audacity. Clearly, they have yet to witness my undeniable charm in full bloom. Challenge accepted.

7. Perfect My Signature Pose for the Paw-parazzi

The Instagram likes don’t count themselves, folks! This year, I’ll refine my angles and work on my smize. You’re looking at next year’s pet influencer of the year.

8. Learn to Share… Sometimes

Sharing my toys doesn’t come easily, but I guess I can work on letting the other pups have a chance. Although, we all know my chew toy collection is the best one around.

9. Be the Best Butt-Wiggler in the Neighborhood

I already crushed it in the tail-wiggling department (I don’t really have one so I can’t help but just automatically succeed), but this year, I’ll take it to the next level. When Winston makes an entrance, everyone will know.

10. Remind Everyone Daily That I’m Simply Fabulous

Honestly, I don’t even have to try hard with this one. Existing as Winston is a full-time job, and I’m just so darn good at it. You’re welcome, world.

Now, don’t worry, dear reader. These resolutions may seem like a lot for one tiny pup to handle, but I assure you, I’m up for the challenge. And let’s face it, with my level of charm and charisma, it won’t be long until these goals are achieved and surpassed.

But enough about me – what about you? Have you made any New Year’s resolutions yet? Are they as epic as mine? Maybe we can work on achieving them together. After all, teamwork makes the dream work. And who better to team up with than Winston the French Bulldog?

So here’s to a new year full of growth, self-improvement, and lots of tail wiggles. Let’s make it a good one, dear reader. And remember, always keep your head up and your tail wagging. Until next time!

XOXO Winston